MY GOAL IN LIFE: TO SEND SMILES ACROSS AMERICA!
Maternal adviser, artiste, proficient hand letterer & calligrapher, cosmo connoisseur, dandelion warrior, & paraprosdokian (before you dash for the dictionary, it means “against expectation.”) Empowered by a quirkiness of wit through wisdom when insomnithusiastically writing silly stories. I reside in northern San Diego county which is somewhere west of Michigan, my home state. Without the inspiration from earth angels in forms of family, friends, and friendly strangers, I would not have kept the crackpot in me alive while penning this ticklish type of hyperbole humor. The only real sense I derive from being alive is the sense of humor.
Idols include other wits Betty White, Ellen DeGeneres, Erma Bombeck, Jane Lynch, Barney Fife, Zach Braff, & Paul Lynde
My biggest supporters: My writers groups and Belly Bandit torso shapewear
Columnist for THE PARSON’S SUN newspaper in Kansas (weekend editions) 2013 through 2014
Writer on the phone App NOTESTREAM
6 time contest winner with HUMORPRESS.COM
Published pieces in the SAN DIEGO READER/SAN DIEGO BLOGGER
Facebook: Patty Clark – personal page
WALLDASHERY – business page
(Kudos to Joey Seward – graphic design assistance & Doug Fielder – blog launch)