ABOUT PATTY

MY GOAL IN LIFE: TO SEND SMILES ACROSS AMERICA!
Patty ClarkMaternal adviser, artiste, proficient hand letterer & calligrapher, cosmo connoisseur, dandelion warrior, & paraprosdokian (before you dash for the dictionary, it means “against expectation.”) Empowered by a quirkiness of wit through wisdom when insomnithusiastically writing silly stories. I reside in northern San Diego county which is somewhere west of Michigan, my home state. Without the inspiration from earth angels in forms of family, friends, and friendly strangers, I would not have kept the crackpot in me alive while penning this ticklish type of hyperbole humor. The only real sense I derive from being alive is the sense of humor.

Idols include other wits Betty White, Ellen DeGeneres, Erma Bombeck, Jane Lynch, Barney Fife, Zach Braff, & Paul Lynde
My biggest supporters: My writers groups and Belly Bandit torso shapewear

Columnist for THE PARSON’S SUN newspaper in Kansas (weekend editions) 2013 through 2014
Writer on the phone App NOTESTREAM
6 time contest winner with HUMORPRESS.COM
Published pieces in the SAN DIEGO READER/SAN DIEGO BLOGGER
Facebook: Patty Clark – personal page
WALLDASHERY – business page

(Kudos to Joey Seward – graphic design assistance & Doug  Fielder – blog launch)

13 thoughts on “ABOUT PATTY

  1. Welcome to Parsons, Kansas, via “The Parsons Sun!!” Enjoyed your intro column on Feb. 16…and look forward to the next one. I’ve been in Parsons for going on 5 years, by way of Reseda, California, (1 mile from the 1994 earthquake epicenter). I’m originally from Chicago…Love the 4 seasons and the warm and friendly folks around here…Thanks for your wit!!!

  2. Its like you read my mind! You appear to know so much, like you wrote the guide in it or something. This is fantastic blog. A fantastic read. I’ll definitely be back.

  3. Wow weeeeeeeeeeeeeee……this is really great stuff. Where have you been since Erma Bombeck took leave of her post? It’s very refreshing to have a new writer enlighten us all. I cannot believe you are not in syndication…come on publishers!!!! Don’t make me do your job! These are great articles and we have needed a new approach to the trials of life according to Patty. And Patty, I now have something to look forward to each week. So thank you and keep on doing your thing.

  4. god damn, that was a hoot !!! how many times have i experienced your situation on a flight to hell? i thought i was the only one observing such flight disturbances. the more i read your post the more i realize we have so damn much in common. keep up the writing you bring sunshine to my day.

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